Love this example.
Male Student: The Girl Scouts are a joke!
Female Student: Whatever our cookies are awesome, your just made because the Boy Scouts are broke!
Male Student1: Miss, you should give us treats and rewards for good behavior.
Me: Reward you for behaving how you should? Yeah this is not Little League.
Female Student1: We’re not that bad in this class anyways cause you’re crazy and no one wants your crazy.
Female Student1: Miss, *sniff* what is that smell? Is it bug spray, did you spray bug spray?
Female Student2: No it’s her hair! Miss what do you put in your hair- I mean I knew black people hair was different, but bug spray in your hair?
Me: It’s lemon essential oil, tea tree oil and geranium oil. Most people have said they like the scent.
Female Student1: Most people lie, Miss.
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I would love to make this into a card and hand it out to students.
A young man not afraid to go after what he wants.