teacherthoughtbubble:

Love this example.

(Source: amandaonwriting)

Male Student: The Girl Scouts are a joke!
Female Student: Whatever our cookies are awesome, your just made because the Boy Scouts are broke!

Male Student1: Miss, you should give us treats and rewards for good behavior.

Me: Reward you for behaving how you should? Yeah this is not Little League.

Female Student1: We’re not that bad in this class anyways cause you’re crazy and no one wants your crazy.  

Female Student1: Miss, *sniff* what is that smell? Is it bug spray, did you spray bug spray?

Female Student2: No it’s her hair! Miss what do you put in your hair- I mean I knew black people hair was different, but bug spray in your hair?

Me: It’s lemon essential oil, tea tree oil and geranium oil. Most people have said they like the scent.

Female Student1: Most people lie, Miss.

thepinesaredancing:

Basically.

… and sometime on the ground in front of the chair.

(Source: los-dios)

saltairandfarm:

More of the greatest inappropriate test answers from young children. (via Unintentionally Inappropriate Test Responses From Children | Happy Place)

Ahahahaha!

I would love to make this into a card and hand it out to students.

(Source: be-otherwise)

grayer:

positivelypersistentteach:

Sometimes intentionally, and it freaks my parents out that I talk like that to strangers’ kids.

I’ll put random strangers in their place.

It always freaks my friends out how easily I can switch back, like nothing ever happened. 

(Source: sweep)

A young man not afraid to go after what he wants.